Liverpool goalkeeper Adrian wondered that on Monday; a day without training or travel commitments afforded him the chance to catch his breath and reflect on everything that has happened during a "crazy" 14 days, which contained enough incidents -- including an awful gaffe at Southampton -- to cover an entire career.
Has more ever happened to a "backup" goalkeeper in such a short space of time? Instead of the usual spell of settling in, getting to know his teammates...
The 2019-20 Premier League season has had two games to show us what we can expect, so we have some wild predictions based on what we have learned so far.
Only VAR can stop Manchester City's title march
Permit us to jump ahead to the final day of the Premier League season on May 17: Manchester City have hogged 78% of the possession against Norwich, while raining in 30 shots on goal. Victory will seal them the title and they need it, with Liverpool cruising home against an already-relegated Newcastle.