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Manchester United have revealed their new away kit for the 2019-20 season.

Replacing last year's washed-out pink number is a similarly understated...

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The Manchester United squad is in Perth, Australia on the first leg of their preseason training jaunt/tour/holiday.

However, while the red carpet may have been rolled out at the WACA cricket ground, it would appear that...

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With the first team away on preseason tour, Arsenal welcomed a VIP guest to the Emirates this week as NBA superstar James Harden dropped in for a visit.

The Houston Rockets point...

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Manchester United's preseason tour kicked off in lively fashion in Australia with what looked suspiciously like a brief altercation between two players, namely Paul Pogba and Jesse Lingard.

The club shared...

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The United States women's national team are back on home soil after their World Cup final victory in France -- and looks...

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The sun hadn't even come out yet on May 17 when Kent Samaio and Henry Urrunaga Diaz -- both 31 years of age -- woke up, packed their bags and said goodbye to the ones that woke up to see them. It was almost 4:00 a.m. when they closed the car's doors and went on a quest: to cross South America on their way to Brazil.

The goal was...