The Best FIFA Football Awards are upon us, with Cristiano Ronaldo, Luka Modric and Mohamed Salah up for the men's most prestigious honour.

But whenever there's an opportunity for footballers to take home some personal hardware, there's invariably a red carpet for them to show off their fashion sense. The Toe Poke would be remiss if it didn't hone in on some of the night's most sleek, and out there, wardrobe decisions.

Dani Alves' months-long injury layoff can't dull his exuberance for wearing...

Neymar has taken his first steps into the world of mobile gaming with the launch of "Match MVP Neymar Jr." in which players take on fellow fans around the world in the hope of emulating the superstar's success.

The game is a "career mode" setup, meaning you start at the bottom of the football ladder and work your way up by winning games, moving clubs, attracting sponsorship and inflating that salary as you go.

Neymar assists you as a mentor, helping you learn the ropes at first before acting as...

West Ham managed to wrestle a point from Sunday's derby against Chelsea, though Manuel Pellegrini's team could and probably should have claimed an unlikely victory during the latter stages.

Unfortunately for Andriy Yarmolenko, the rest of his Hammers teammates weren't about to let him forget that it was he who spurned a golden opportunity to steal a win when the Ukrainian missed a straightforward header in the 78th minute.

😂😂🙌🏻 pic.twitter.com/rQQ3Rl57GM

— Andriy Yarmolenko (@Yarmolenko_9) 24 September 2018

Upon arriving for training the next day, Yarmolenko found that his colleagues...

He may have sat out PSG's Ligue 1 clash with Rennes due to suspension, but the weekend wasn't a total bust for Kylian Mbappe.

Indeed, the PSG striker took delivery of a very special gift from none other than Pele -- a man who undeniably qualifies as royalty in football circles.

The 19-year-old striker displayed his present on social media, proudly holding the signed Santos jersey aloft with the Eiffel Tower in the background.

Thanks for this amazing gift, King 👑 @Pele pic.twitter.com/W1sNkXRbym

— Kylian Mbappé (@KMbappe) 23 September 2018

The hand-written message on the shirt reads: "For Mbappe, from your friend,...

It's happened again! Paris Saint-Germain and Brazil superstar Neymar showed his generous side for a second time this season as he made another emotional young supporter's day in Rennes.

The 26-year-old, who was branded the "Kim Kardashian of football" by none other than Joey Barton just days after a largely anonymous Champions League outing in Liverpool, notched an assist before he was substituted moments before full-time in Sunday's 3-1 win for the French champions at Roazhon Park.

And, just like...

Paris Saint-Germain and Brazil striker Neymar has been branded "the Kim Kardashian of football" by Joey Barton.

Yes, that's right -- Joey Barton: manager of English third-tier club Fleetwood Town, winner of one England cap and a man more known for his exploits off the pitch than anything he did on it during his 15-year professional playing career.

"I think that he is the Kim Kardashian of football," Barton told L'Equipe. "Neymar is not the best player in the world and we saw that again in Russia...